I probably wrote something about you
once, or you read something I wrote
once, and it was arguably ‘not nice’.
So I’m very sorry about that. Particularly
at the offence you took. That must have
been devastating. You should try taking
a little less next time. It’s much better.
Trust me. Although I guess you probably
don’t. Anyway, my deepest sympathy since
empathy has always been a stretch – and not
just of the definition. But now I must go.
I’m anticipating a big day at the mailbox.
I’m apparently receiving apology letters from
all the people that only ever read one thing.
Big day at the mailbox. I’ve packed a thermos.