Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex
Random House Books For Young Readers
I didn’t want to be princess, all I wanted was to be a poet
so I’ll write this here book and then they’ll all know it!
I’ll make rhymes all the time even if they are a bit clunky.
I used to be the 4th or 5th lead in a show called Suits, I can be funky.
I’ll borrow a story from some other book and make it my own
and get some basic watercolourist in to fill out the zone,
it’ll be a story about a seat where I imagine my husband sitting
and then I’ll pad it with not much else beyond total bullshitting,
something about love and some major element of how special for a dad
to actually care about his kid, because mine never did and I am so sad,
you don’t know the real Harry, just like he never knew his real pa,
that’ll do nicely, now give me your money, I’ve taken this poetry-thing quite far.