Live at Carnegie Hall: An Acoustic Evening
J & R Adventures
List of Things I Would Rather – Willingly – Do Than Listen To Joe Bonamassa’s Live At Carnegie Hall: An Acoustic Evening Ever Again
- lick dead flies off the windowsill
- stick drawing pins in my eyeballs
- cuddle Dave Mustaine while he talks about Metallica
- attend a Trump rally
- watch Love Actually
- listen to nothing but the Dave Matthews Band for a week
- agree to meet someone for Yum cha
- drink Speight’s
- read The Da Vinci Code
- drive to Hamilton. And stay overnight…
- become President of the NZ chapter of the KISS fan club
- microwave anyone else’s spew and drink it hot through a hollowed used dildo as a straw
- play the Eagles’ Hotel California record on a loop for 98 days
- eat the whiskers of the chin-stroking man in the fourth row of the concert who pops his cork when Jethro Tull’s piano intro is teased as an opener to some flaccid, uninspired Joe Bonamassa song called ‘This Train’
- attend an Aldous Harding concert
- vote National
- listen to Music 101
- rub Anton Fig’s ball-sac sweat in my eyes
- camp on site at WOMAD
- go vegan
- dress and act as a human pup for three days
- listen to anything else by Joe Bonamassa
- move to Hawke’s Bay
- swallow a pile of human shit…
Ohhh, C’mon… Hawke’s Bay is not that bad
ok….so i probably won’t be adding this to my playlist…
Pingback: The Vinyl Countdown # 475