Peter Rabbit

Director: Will Gluck

Sony Pictures Animation

Reviewed by Oscar Sweetman (age 6)

Hi again! It’s Oscar Sweetman with another review. This one is about the movie Peter Rabbit. It was a good film. The pig was the funniest and Peter Rabbit was also good. And the pig had lip balm and he said “no, no, no, I’m using lip balm, not lipstick, it’s cherry-flavoured, so it gives the appearance of lipstick but it’s lip balm!”

Peter Rabbit stuck a carrot up the farmer’s bum-hole. And he went “aaarghhh!”

The farmer died and he got taken away in an ice-cream truck. The animals had a party.

Then his nephew moved in and tried to chase the rabbits. 

Bea lived next door and she loves the rabbits, and paints them, and one day the rabbit crashed the door because Bea and the guy who tried to chase the rabbits were in love and she said ‘Hello Sweetie’. Then she showed the rabbit to the man that liked to kill rabbits and they had a chase and a fight and he wrecked the painting and threw the rabbit by it and the woman came out and thought the rabbit had ruined her painting so she said, ‘Bad rabbit!’ And said, ‘Shoo!’

The pig was really funny. He was one of my favourite characters, second favourite character. My first favourite was Peter.

My third favourite character was the rooster – who was surprised to see the sun come up every day and he talked in a really funny voice. And he also went “urgh-ah-urgh!”

Bye everyone. I’ll see you soon with another review. Probably it will be about the Coco DVD. I hope you enjoyed this review.
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