Dan Carter: A Perfect 10
Director: Luke Mellows
It turns out that you can be a good looking, successful, talented, hard working person that excels at the sport of rugby – your father putting little rugby posts up in the backyard when you’re young – and in the end, despite money and international contracts and business ventures and being the highest point-scorer in the game or maybe because of it your life story is dead-fucking-boring.
“Shit mate, we better make another of those”.
Yeah, so, he comes from a small-town. It’s New Zealand! Who doesn’t?
Why I was interested in watching it at all is anyone’s guess.
But holy shit this is a giant fucking snooze-fest dud.
I’ve watched Isis beheading videos that had more heart than this. There’s greater depth in a dinner plate.
There’s no reason for even rugby fans to want to see this.