Then they get in the house and there are lots of clocks ticking. And Lewis says, “That’s a lot of clocks”. And then Jack Black says, “Well, for me it’s a great amount of clocks”. And then he hears all these loud noises coming from a door and Jack Black says, “Ah, I’m sorry, there’s a deranged cuckoo in there”. And it’s Cate Blanchett. And she comes out and says, “Hello, you’re Lewis? How’s your trip? I’m please to see you haven’t inherited your uncle’s really large head”. And then Jack Black says, “says the woman who literally looks like a Q-tip”. Then Cate Blanchett says, “Look, the Giant Head is angry”. Then he asks Lewis if he was hungry. And he says, “yes please. Thank you”. And then he asks Cate Blanchett to give Lewis a cookie. And then she says, “How would you like them sir? Stuffed down your throat one by one? Or crumbled and put down your pants?” Jack Black says, “Ignore her Lewis, she thinks she’s smarter than me because she’s got four college degrees”. And she says, “No. I think I’m smarter than you – because I’m smarter than you”.

In the scene where he’s in bed he hears these creepy noises and gets out of bed and sees Jack Black listening through a stethoscope to hear ticking on the wall of the house.

And then he was near a giant clock and it was a kind of cuckoo clock and then it came out and went, “blurrrgh!” And then he runs straight back to bed.

He wakes up and it was his first day of school. He told one of his friends that he lived in that house. And he was like, “Wow, people say that’s haunted. Have you seen anything creepy?” Lewis says, “No”. And then the next night he has a dream about his mum and he says, “The house isn’t that creepy. It’s nothing scary. It’s just my uncle’s really weird. I think he’s like hiding something from me”. And then his mum said, “That’s because he is hiding something from you”.

The uncle has a rule to not open his cabinet and then one day when Lewis’ friend from school came over they looked and his friend doesn’t know about the rule and opens the cabinet and then they hear Jack Black coming down the stairs. And then later on Lewis says it’s his fault for opening the cabinet. His uncle was like, “That was my only rule and you broke it!” And then Lewis was like, “But you didn’t tell me about the thing inside it”. And then he says, “Oh, so it’s all my fault?” And then he was like, “Well what the hell were you thinking?”

I like the film because I’ve seen Harry Potter and I like the magic.

And I saw it with my friend Amy and my Poppa and we all went to the film. Poppa thought it was “a little bit bizarre”. But I liked it so much I bought the DVD and I have watched it again already.